Quotes...
Taub: Look, she's nuts, but we can't just give her 10 CCs of atheism and send her home.
House: I need you to sleep with Wilson.
Dr. Cuddy: Good morning.
House: As administrator of this hospital you need to save your star oncologist.
Dr. Cuddy: I'm sorry, but as administrator there are some people in accounting I'm scheduled to sleep with first.
Kutner: Saw Amber drop off Wilson this morning.
House: Yes. The male always drives the female.
House: I thought Amber scared you guys.
Kutner: She does. But she also has legs that go all the way up to Canada.
House: So do Canadians--doesn't mean I want to date one.
House: So you will trust my diagnosis, and you'll let me treat her, because in this temple I am Dr. Yahweh.
House: People don't change. For instance, I'm going to keep repeating "People don't change."
Dr. Cuddy: If you're dissatisfied with your life, changing it is a symptom of mental health. I get why that concept is strange to you.
House: Are you agreeing with me, or are you making a point?
Thirteen: I'm making a point.
House: That's gonna take longer.
House: Wait a second. This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves… oh my god. You're sleeping with me.
Dr. Foreman: People who have a problem with boxes are people who don't fit in them.
Dr. Wilson: Amber is exactly what I need and you would agree if you weren't mired in self-loathing topped with a thin crust of megalomania.
House: Hey, that's my best friend's girl you're talking about.
House: She's a needy version of me.
Dr. Wilson: Hard to imagine such a mythical creature.
Dr. Cuddy: You'll never lose your friend, House. You're the long-distance runner of neediness.
Dr. Cuddy: (about Amber) Are you sure she doesn't wanna just take you back to her lair, hang you upside down, and deposit her eggs in you?
Dr. Wilson: Excellent disguise, House.
Dr. Cuddy: Your needs are going to feed her needs until all that's left is a Wilson chalk outline on the floor.
Wilson: Maybe she's a little more-
Dr Cuddy: Evil.
Wilson: -aggresive than you'd expect for me, but I'm happy. Can't I just enjoy what that's like for a while?
Dr. Kutner: Congratulations on your wedding. You have a rare and uncurable degenerative disease.
Dr. Chase: (to House) You want more time? Joshua got God to make the sun stand still. No reason God can't speed it up. And, by God, I of course mean you.
Amber: Why do you have to believe that I have an ulterior motive?
House: For the same reason I believe that crack whores can have sex. For crack.
House: Things aren't where we want them to be just because we want them to be there. Of course that doesn't mean they're where they should be.
House: Hey, stop that Jew!
House: (to Wilson) I've decided you could do worse then a female proxy for me.
Dr. Wilson: Are you being… self-sacrificing?
House: I'll sacrifice a lab rat, I'll sacrifice a fly, I'll sacrifice $200 on a mudder at Monmouth Park. I don't sacrifice self. Shabbat shalom, Wilson.
Dr. Wilson: Shabbat shalom, House.
