Homeless People
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are ringing
Christmas bells are singing
On TV- at Saks

Squeegee man
Honest living, honest living
Honest living, honest living
Honest living, honest living

Homeless People
Can't you spare a dime or two
Here but for the grace of God go you
You'll be merry
I'll be merry
Tho merry ain't in my vocabulary
No sleighbells
No Santa Claus
No yule log
No tinsel
No holly
No hearth
No

One Homeless Man
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

All Homeless People
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
No room at the Holiday Inn- oh no
And it's beginning to snow

Vendors
Hats, bats, shoes, booze
Mountain bikes, potpourri
Leather bags, girlie mags
Forty-fives, AZT

Vendor #1
No one's buying
Feel like crying

All
No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no
And it's beginning to snow

Vendor #2
How about a fur-
In perfect shape
Owned by an MBA from uptown
I got a tweed
Broken in by a greedy
Broker who went broke
And then broke down

Collins
You don't have to do this

Angel
Hush your mouth, it's Christmas

Collins
I do not deserve you, Angel

Collins Give-give All you do Is give Give me some way to show How much you've touched me so

Angel Wait-what's on the floor? Let's see some more No, no, no, no

Angel
Kiss me- it's beginning to snow

Mark
She said, "Would you light my candle"
And she put on a pout
And she wanted you
To take her out tonight?

Roger
Right

Mark
She got you out!

Roger
She was more than okay
But I pushed her away
It was bad- I got mad
And I had to get her out of my sight

Mark
Wait, wait, wait
You said she was sweet

Roger
Let's go eat
I'll just get fat
It's the one vice left when you're dead meat
There- that's her

Mark
Maureen?

Roger
Mimi!

Mark
Whoa!

Roger
I should go

Both
Hey- it's beginning to snow

Police Officers
I'm dreaming of a white, right Christmas

Mimi & Junkies
Follow the man- follow the man
With his pockets full of the jam
Follow the man- follow the man
Help me out, daddy
If you can
Got any D man?

The Man
I'm cool

Mimi & Junkies
Got any C man?

The Man
I'm cool

Mimi & Junkies
Got any X?
Any smack?
Any horse?
Any jugie boogie boy?
Any blow?

Roger
Hey

Mimi
Hey

Roger
I just want to say
I'm sorry for the way-

Mimi
Forget it

Roger
I blew up
Can I make it up to you?

Mimi
How?

Roger
Dinner party?

Mimi
That'll do

The Man
Hey lover boy- cutie pie
You steal my client- you die

Roger
You didn't miss me- you won't miss her
You'll never lack for customers

Junkies
I'm willin'
I'm illin'
I gotta get my sickness off
Gotta run, gotta ride
Gotta gun, gotta hide- gotta go

The Man
And it's beginning to snow

Benny
Wish me luck, Alison
The protest is on

Coat vendor
L.L Bean
Geoffrey Beene
Burburry zip out
Lining

Junkies
Got any C man?
Got any D man?
Got any B man?
Got any crack?
Got any X?

Squeegee Man
Honest living-

Roger
Mark, this is Mimi-

Mark & Mimi
Hi

Roger
She'll be dining with us

Coat vendor
Here's a new arrival

The Man
That is an ounce

Vendors
Hats, dats, bats

Collins
That's my coat!

Coat vendor
We give discounts

Mark
I think we've met

Angel
Let's get a better one

Collins
It's a sham

Mimi
That's what he said

The Man
I said it's a gram!

Collins
But she's a thief!

Angel
But she brought us together

Benny
Which investor is coming?

Collins
I'll take the leather

Benny
Your father? damn!

Homeless & Vendors Christmas bells are swinging Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are singing In my dreams- next year Once you donate you can go Celebrate in Tuckahoe You'll feel cheery I'll feel cheery Tho' I don't really know that theory No bathrobe No steuben glass No cappucino makers No pearls, no diamonds No 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire' Chestnuts roasting on an open fire No room at the Holiday Inn, oh no-

Police Officers I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Jingle bells- prison cells Fa la la la fa la la la You have the right to remain Silent night holy night Fall on your knees oh night divine You'll do some time Fa la la la la Fa la la la la

Junkies Got any C man? Got any D man? Got any B man? Got any X?- Crack? I'm willin'- I'm illin' Gotta get my sickness off C-D help me Follow the man- follow the man Follow the man Jugie boogi- jugie boogie Follow the man- follow the man Any crack any X any jugie boogie boy Any blow any X any jugie boogie boy Got any D man, got any C man Got any crack- any X- any jugie boogie?

Coat vendor Twenty-five Angel Fifteen Coat vendor Twenty-five Angel Fifteen Coat vendor No way Twenty-four Angel Fifteen Coat vendor Twenty-four Angel Fifteen Coat vendor Not today Twenty-three Angel Fifteen Coat vendor Twenty-three Angel Fifteen It's old Coat vendor Twenty-two Angel Fifteen Coat vendor Twenty-one Angel Fifteen Coat vendor Seventeen Angel Fifteen Coat vendor Fifteen Angel & Coat vendor Sold!

Mark & Roger Let's go to The lot- Maureen's performing Mimi Who's Maureen? Roger His ex Mark But I am over her Roger Let's not hold hands yet Mimi Is that a warning? All Three He/You/I Just Need(s) To take it slow I should tell you I should tell you I should tell you I should tell you I should tell you I ...

All
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to
And it's beginning to-

Maureen
Joanne, which way to the stage?

All
Snow!!!